KEYBOARD POWER

What if one hundred thousand readers were expectantly awaiting my next installment from MY HIDING PLACE, how would I use my power of the keyboard? Would I use the power wisely? Would I impart words of wisdom?

Or...would I flatter my audience to keep you coming back for more?

Tell you that you are the Chosen People, the Elect, the Select, the Virtuous, the Deserving, the Beloved of God, the Heaven-Bound...

If, on the other hand, I were to tell you that I totally am ordinary-- and you probably are, too-- then I may have lost your favor and attention... et voila, there goes my audience.

Ah well, an attentive audience could be a scary thing!