HOLIDAYS

Tis the Season, yes it is,

Lots of bubbles, lots of fizz.

Baby Saviour being born

Amidst newscasts of His world wartorn.

State-run terror named "democracry":

"Please pass the food" with Yule ceremony.

St. Nick is busy making business grow:

We will use our plastic to Santa's HO HO HO.

-AND-

In case you are feeling "blue" and low on Yuletide cheer:

"Christmas Joy to you, my friend, and peace in the New Year."